mum..where's the hoover? (8am this morning)

It's by the door..why?

I want to hoover my trousers..

r-i-g-ht!

Do you know I did this quiz to see if I had 'la grippe' and according to this web site http://quizz-grippe.fr/ I didn't have it, but had other problems urgent, and should phone an ambulance! Glad I didn't know that at the time!! ( Alan did have it though! which I never denied!)